Hey boys, Robbie your editor here! Holy shit guys, this is not a drill. Lady Gaga got married… did anyone even know she had a boo? I’m dying. Read all about it below!
Has Lady Gaga gone and married the night Taylor Kinney?
Well, kind of. According to DailyMail, Mother Monster and long-time bae Taylor Kinney held a commitment ceremony in New York last night — for those of you who struggle understanding commitment, I’ve linked Webster’s definition here.
The two held the ceremony at Joan Tratorria — a swanky restaurant owned by Gaga’s parents, and only close friends and family attended. This event is said to be just the appetizer leading up to their wedding tentatively planned for next year. So monsters, prepare for step-daddy Taylor to be in our lives for good!
And in case you missed the sex-pot himself, here is the man Gaga goes to bed with everynight — lucky bitch.