Britney Spears Is Getting Her Own Holiday! Praise Godney!

Story Courtesy Of Alexander Kirk
As if Britney Spears couldn’t get any more legendary, we now get to celebrate Britney Day, bitch!
No, the holiday does not include chain-smoking menthols and shaving your head, but it will include a massive celebration in Las Vegas on Nov. 5!
According to Britney Spears’ official website, the event will take place at the LINQ Promenade where Britney will be presented with a key to the Las Vegas Strip and hold an epic outdoor concert/event for her fans…more specifically, for fans also named Britney.
“Britney is extending a special invitation to her fellow “Britney’s” (anyone named Britney with any type of spelling) to attend. The first 100 “Britney’s” who check in at the High Roller Wheel House with a valid government I.D. starting at 8 a.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 5 will receive a pair of complimentary tickets to her performance at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino that evening, a commemorative keepsake, a complimentary ride on the High Roller (valid anytime on Nov. 5) and access to a priority area to view the event.”
So change your name, book your flight, and worship the Holy Spearit with me in Vegas.
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